15 ways you know you have a boy

They say mothers of boys work from ‘son’ up till ‘son’ down. Well it’s true, and it comes with perks too. Here are 15 ways you know you are a mother to a little man.

  • You have endless drawers, boxes and bags of race cars, trucks, and more race cars.
  • You’ve become accustomed to stepping on Lego blocks and Spiderman action figures in the middle of the night.
  • There’s always a finger in your eye, ear, nose and mouth during cuddle time.
  • You have an obsessive, unhealthy knowledge of Pixar’s Cars di-casts.
  • You find yourself randomly running in shopping malls yelling things like: “No you can’t take off your pants here!”
  • You have a bag full of orphan socks.
  • There is no time for you to sit and watch a movie yourself and memorized lines and sequences from Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo and Turbo.
  • The Barbie isle is the least of your concerns – you whizz through and spend a good 40 minutes deciding which car race track is more kick ass.
  • You don’t think bracelets, hairbands or skirts – it’s football jerseys, Nintendo’s, PSP’s and sports sneakers.
  • A separate budget for laundry detergent is a must to get rid of all these inexplicable stains.
  • Whether it’s a towel or a pillow-case, you can turn it into a cape and play superhero games.
  • You’re always prepared to catch a flying toddler boy as he jumps off the table or couch yelling: “catch meee” or “big hug”.
  • Your car always has socks, slippers, jumpers, sneakers and of course, toy cars.
  • You alwaysย talk about the day he turns into a rebellious teenager.
  • You’ve thought of ways to torture your son’s future gf/fiancee/wife if she upsets him.

..And still wouldn’t have it any other way! ๐Ÿ™‚
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